Have you tasted a Schaefer? Scott has. He says...ewh! Well, it could be that this one was at least three years old and we gave it as a gag instead of champagne in his champagne flute ;-) It started as a blast from the past a few years ago when we bought him a case. I saved one for posterity.
Anyway..have you tried this beer? I think their slogan is...
"Schaefer is the one beer to have when you're having more than one."
Well, they claim to be America's oldest lager beer. You might want to take a look at their history.